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Lately, in the Chinese Sea...

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

"I work Tokyo hours from London for a San Francisco based company with team members in New York and Honolulu."

'Hey, you in town for the monster car show?'

Globalisation.

"For a desk job, it sure does come with a lot of jet lag."

"That's Karl, before he was purchased by the Chinese."

"I hate company New Year celebrations."

Great Deal Of Fund: Banana.

Euro around the world.

Harold Lloyd Time

China will grow only 6 percent

"This is Reginald from our Neasdon branch."

"We told you we were transferring you to one of our satellite offices! What did you expect?"

"That's what comes from being a multinational. The company picnic will be in Terra del Fuego."

"You can do business anywhere... as long as you can speak their menu."

'Looks like Bob from the London branch got dragged into the fax.'

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

Myanmar Business Policy

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"