Interior Style Guru Prints

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

'What do you think of the decor?' 'It's a little spartan.' 'Fight to the death!'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Painting the Ceiling

A women in a shoeshop.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"Absolutely not!"

Keeping warm.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Mr Metrosexual.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'Do you like my little black number?'

At the suit makers

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

His and Her wardrobe's

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"That shirt is so last year."