Interior Dreamer Mugs

'I was looking for tile floors and more closet space, let's keep looking.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Home depot."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Emergency exit into Space

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"The new house is almost ready!"

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'