Interior Design Nightmare Survivor Gifts

"Of course there are certain disadvantages to keeping pet Beavers in a 3rd floor flat in Mayfair!"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

'This is my natural habitat.'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

Horror writer.

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

Man who has called of his engagement because his fiancée did not match his furniture.

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"I can really picture settling down and destroying a suburban family's attic with you."

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

Open-Plan Psychiatry

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

It's nice, but we were hoping for something unfurnished.

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

"This is a great little vase! and now it makes me thing we should redo the living room."

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'Wait, put that back where it was. Let's see how the scratching post looks in this corner.'

"Yes, I did say I wanted a TV mounted on the wall. But, I was referring to a new, light flat screen."

"Feng Shwoops!"

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

"It may not be the hardwood floor we were hoping for, but it's SO much better than that hideous carpeting!"

Coming home to an empty apartment made him realize just how much he needed stuff.

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'