Intergalactic Sports Fans Gifts

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

High-gravity baseball

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

Standings: Milky Way Conference

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

Cheerleaders from another planet

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Angel Basketball

Space Orchestra

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

Boozing aliens!

'You better be in top form, Wally - he has home PLANET advantage.'

God plays golf

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Astronaut Tetherball

"This is a truly international sporting event...no Britons involved whatsoever!"

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

God/Saint Watching Football.

Heavenly Tennis.

'Heulluva Mark.'

Planet Football

"Make up your mind...it's freezing in here!"

'Homer!'

"You're not thinking intergalactic, Olson!"

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

Alpha Centuri crushes earth in straight sets.

Football planet.