Intergalactic Joker Pillows

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

Space Rover Finds Desert Crawlers

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Pole Star

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"See how it feels"

Complaints Desk

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'Ms Grimski, prepare to invade earth.'

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

Climbing to the moon

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

Seances of the future

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"