Interested In Law Mugs

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Truth

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"We make crime pay."

Do Guns Kill?

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

Violent Crime Statistics

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

Lady Justice.

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'