Getting Into Legal Field Mugs

Tommy, you stole a scone? That's not like you. I borrowed it. Some big kids took my lunch money. I was too scared to tell, but I was hungry. I'll pay it back. I promise. May not be that simple. I want him sentenced as an adult. Sustained!

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"We make crime pay."

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

'Will this help me get into law school?'

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

Counsel examining witness

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

'I had them watch Court TV all night for background.'

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

McWit Legal College

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."