Intensity Seekers Pillows

Boy he's aggressive!

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Muscles

Low-Energy Drinks

Likes: $2.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Bench Press Accident

The Salesman

"We're exclusively delts."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

Pyjama party

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Exercise Bars

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

"All the celebrities come here."

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"You used to be that ambitious."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Double Bass Jumpers.