Intensity Seekers Pillows

Boy he's aggressive!

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Muscles

Low-Energy Drinks

Likes: $2.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Bench Press Accident

The Salesman

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

Pyjama party

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Exercise Bars

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

"All the celebrities come here."

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"You used to be that ambitious."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

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