Intelligent Design Pillows

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Eureka!

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Crap from the future.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

Innovation & Calculation

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

'It's my main decorating motif.'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Idle parts

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

An idea box in a shower

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Hidden Facebook Features

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Floss Street Vendor

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Industrial Beautification van

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'