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'Uh-oh, I think my saddle's on backward. . . No wait, I'm not wearing a saddle.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Miss America IQ Pageant

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Genius Envy

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"His father came from a family of climbers."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Your IQ came back negative."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

The power of the brain

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

Graph to find your IQ

Bee Chess

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

'IQ shortage, help wanted.'

Head full of Books.

MI5 Press Office

Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite, Surveillance.

"Smart Arse"

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

National Security Agency: If at first you don't succeed, spy, spy again!

'He's practicing for his appearance before the congressional committee on torture.'

"Get me everything on everybody."

"One day, I'll have teeth like pearls...skin like silk...and a mind like a steel trap!"

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."