Intellectuals Mugs

Start their day with a mug that celebrates their sharp mind. Our collection of intellectual-themed mugs combines humor and wisdom, making every coffee break a moment of inspiration.

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Arthur Schopenhauer

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"In this corner, a man who describes everything as 'Orwellian.' And in this corner, a guy who loves saying 'Kafka-esque!'"

"In this corner, a man who describes everything as 'Orwellian.' And in this corner, a guy who loves saying 'Kafka-esque!'" mockup

"In this corner, a man who describes everything as 'Orwellian.' And in this corner, a guy who loves saying 'Kafka-esque!'"

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Hospitalized intellectuals are ill-literates.

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Hospitalized intellectuals are ill-literates.

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"Tighten our belts? Why can't you sell your soul to some nasty American corporation?"

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"Tighten our belts? Why can't you sell your soul to some nasty American corporation?"

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Paul Ree

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"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning." mockup

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

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"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia." mockup

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

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Miss America IQ Pageant

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"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro" mockup

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

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“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?” mockup

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

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"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney." mockup

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

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"Now that was post-modern sex."

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Football team discussions.

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Assertiveness

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'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics." mockup

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

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"Caption contest"

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'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

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'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

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'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?' mockup

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

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"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

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"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

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"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you." mockup

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

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Lost and Profound.

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"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that." mockup

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

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'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.' mockup

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

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"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

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"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

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"He'll read some Marx and some Freud, and he'll buy some stock. Then he'll read some Plato and some Tolstoy, and he'll sell some stock."

"He'll read some Marx and some Freud, and he'll buy some stock. Then he'll read some Plato and some Tolstoy, and he'll sell some stock." mockup

"He'll read some Marx and some Freud, and he'll buy some stock. Then he'll read some Plato and some Tolstoy, and he'll sell some stock."

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''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

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''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

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Toni Morrison

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'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

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'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

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'Thoreau had his Walden Pond, C.J. has his water cooler.'

'Thoreau had his Walden Pond, C.J. has his water cooler.' mockup

'Thoreau had his Walden Pond, C.J. has his water cooler.'

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"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

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