Caricature of Noam Chomsky
Intellectual Warrior Mugs
Start their day with a mug that celebrates the intellectual warrior—full of wit, wisdom, and a splash of humor. Perfect for inspiring creative thinking at every coffee break.
"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."
"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"
Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media
There were originally four musketeers. He said that the pen is mightier than the sword.
Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul
Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.
"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."
Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.
Examiners.
"Ted doesn't test well."
Censorship.
Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.
Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords
'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'
'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'
'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'
Graduating students asking for cash donations.
"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"
Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!
'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'
'All this knowledge going into my head, through my eyes and out the window to float forever in space.'
Cyberwarfare
"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"
"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"
"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."
I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!
"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."
"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."
Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.
Free Internet Access
Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.
Truth In Education
"'C' isn't EITHER the new 'A'!"
"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."
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