Intellectual Lifeguard Mugs

Caution: Extremely Deep Subject Matter.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Baby on board.

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"Have you been working out?"

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Swimming Prankster

Saved...life is good!

"So, what are you reading?"

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

S.P.F. 1,000

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Lifesaver!

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

I told you not to swim out to far

"We've got a problem."

Fishy tail.

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

Spring Break.