Integrity Mugs

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

Others will fight for you

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Bleh! What's up, little man? I can't figure out how to start my essay on integrity and honesty. Oh yeah. I once wrote one of those. Excellent. Can I use yours? Honestly?

Crisis of values

Man losing his honesty

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

Check your conscience, Senator?

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

I want you to look at this, Harris, and see if it could give us any trouble.

Hall of Fame

Businessman's Secret Handshake

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

'What did you put down for the definition of plagiarism?'

Government Interference with Science.

"John McCain stuck to his convictions...did what was right even when it was contrary to his party - just like..."

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

"It's from headquarters. It says 'quit digging'."

'I believe honesty is the best policy.'

Bribery

'I admit I copied all my essays from the internet.'

The Commonwealth Integrity Commission

"I realize Kyle was looking at your answers, but that doesn't mean you can sue him for theft of intellectual property."

Manton Marble and the Scandal of Tilden's Presidency Bid

'We're in trouble when our whistleblower won Employee-of-the-Month.'

'I didn't cheat doing the assignment. I just outsourced the work to a kid in India. '

'Spare me the integrity lecture, Jonathan! I turned down TWICE as many sellout job offers as you before I actually sold out, and YOU know it!'