Integrity Guardian Mugs

Bribery

Others will fight for you

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Bleh! What's up, little man? I can't figure out how to start my essay on integrity and honesty. Oh yeah. I once wrote one of those. Excellent. Can I use yours? Honestly?

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

Man losing his honesty

Crisis of values

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

Check your conscience, Senator?

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

"Our founders built this company on a certain set of principles. But since they're all dead and nobody wrote anything down, looks like we're screwed."

Businessman's Secret Handshake

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

I want you to look at this, Harris, and see if it could give us any trouble.

'What did you put down for the definition of plagiarism?'

'I know Pasteur didn't work under these conditions, but Pasteur didn't have fifty companies trying to steal his trade secrets.'

Manton Marble and the Scandal of Tilden's Presidency Bid

'I believe honesty is the best policy.'

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

"It's from headquarters. It says 'quit digging'."

Copyright is aways right

"They had to make that it guy the CEO. He won't reveal the Master Password."

The Commonwealth Integrity Commission

'Do you really think that will protect your intellectual properties?'

'We're in trouble when our whistleblower won Employee-of-the-Month.'

Then They Came to Finger-Rape Us

'Of course, we're all a*******.. but that has nothing to do with INTEGRITY!'