Integrity Quester Mugs

"Your integrity is on the line. Want me to say you're in a meeting?"

Others will fight for you

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Bleh! What's up, little man? I can't figure out how to start my essay on integrity and honesty. Oh yeah. I once wrote one of those. Excellent. Can I use yours? Honestly?

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

Man losing his honesty

Crisis of values

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

Are You a True American Patriot?

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

Check your conscience, Senator?

"That's not a Tracey Emin - that is Tracey Emin."

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

'I've overcome my fears of personal mortality and the indifference of the Universe, but I'm still a little worried about those skip-tracers.'

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

I want you to look at this, Harris, and see if it could give us any trouble.

''Not guilty,' eh? - Color me suspicious!'

Businessman's Secret Handshake

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

'What did you put down for the definition of plagiarism?'

"John McCain stuck to his convictions...did what was right even when it was contrary to his party - just like..."

'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'

"It's from headquarters. It says 'quit digging'."

'I believe honesty is the best policy.'

"I'm 'The Drunk Divorced Overweight Chain-Smoking Middle Aged Man.' 'The Wise Man' is on the next peak."

The Commonwealth Integrity Commission

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

Bribery