Integrity Challenger Mugs

Because the bowler had his back turned the umpire couldn't be sure the ball was being tampered with.

Others will fight for you

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

Do not think outside the box!

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

Bleh! What's up, little man? I can't figure out how to start my essay on integrity and honesty. Oh yeah. I once wrote one of those. Excellent. Can I use yours? Honestly?

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'Confusionism'

Crisis of values

Man losing his honesty

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

Voting Difficulties

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

Check your conscience, Senator?

Thinking of throwing the 'Think' sign into the garbage.

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

Businessman's Secret Handshake

I want you to look at this, Harris, and see if it could give us any trouble.

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

'What did you put down for the definition of plagiarism?'

'Would it be more economical for them to develop their own comparable product, or steal the competition's formulae and fight it out in the courts?'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"