Integrity Navigators Pillows

Ready to Sell out. Please help.

Others will fight for you

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Rowing machine on a river.

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

Man losing his honesty

Books 'n' Carrots

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

"According to the insurance company, you don't have a leg to stand on."

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

Check your conscience, Senator?

"It's time to break up the company!!"

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

Miserable man holding a balloon with smiling face.

Let's start a book group to read stuff that will help us cope with our lives. Like? You know: Self-help books on housekeeping, child-rearing and navigating difficult workplace situations. Suggestions? Yeah. Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind and The Devil Wears Prada. The great books series.

Philosophy Department - Are You Really Here?

Businessman's Secret Handshake

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

'Please, tell me your secret. Everyday I'm fatter while you're thinner and thinner.'

Think Tank (No More Than 10% A.I.)

Bribery

' Kiss me'

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

'Don't I get a manual or something.'

'I believe honesty is the best policy.'

"Oh my, it seems John was talking to the guys in IT again!"

"We're happy that you got great news on your tests. We're still sending in our grievance counselor to help you cope with your medical bill, though."

'It's 700 pages. I just don't think I'm ready for that type of commitment.'

"So, as you can see, health care is so complicated you may never get well."

"Your integrity is on the line. Want me to say you're in a meeting?"