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Ready to Sell out. Please help.

Others will fight for you

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Rowing machine on a river.

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

Books 'n' Carrots

Man losing his honesty

"According to the insurance company, you don't have a leg to stand on."

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

Check your conscience, Senator?

"It's time to break up the company!!"

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

Philosophy Department - Are You Really Here?

Businessman's Secret Handshake

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

'Please, tell me your secret. Everyday I'm fatter while you're thinner and thinner.'

' Kiss me'

Bribery

Think Tank (No More Than 10% A.I.)

'Don't I get a manual or something.'

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

'I believe honesty is the best policy.'

"Oh my, it seems John was talking to the guys in IT again!"

"We're happy that you got great news on your tests. We're still sending in our grievance counselor to help you cope with your medical bill, though."

"So, as you can see, health care is so complicated you may never get well."

'It's 700 pages. I just don't think I'm ready for that type of commitment.'

"Your integrity is on the line. Want me to say you're in a meeting?"

"We've been swimming around for hours with no sign of an egg."