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"I don't care if you do think I'm 'dissing' you... I want you in the story corner NOW!"

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"

'Do you take this annoying woman to be your lawful wedded wife?'

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

"Uh-oh. The so-called marriage penalty."

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

"Thanks for that."

"The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services. . . The good news is that we can now tell people in 23 languages what we don't do anymore!"

"Do you, Amanda and John, promise to watch yourselves, mind your Ps and Qs, and generally step on eggshells in this marriage, in order to somehow keep it up and running for as long as possible?"

In/Out.

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

"Just identifying weak members of the herd."

"It's not all your fault, some of it is my mother's!"

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"I'm sorry, but I don't make the rules around here. But I'd be happy to connect you with any number of people who think they do!"

People being buried under enormous falling tax credit forms.

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

"Once we're all vaccinated, will you still want to spend every waking moment together?"

"Our first target is to work out what our target is."