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Government Interference with Science.

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

Plant Parenthood...

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

Memory Content is King

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Bleh! What's up, little man? I can't figure out how to start my essay on integrity and honesty. Oh yeah. I once wrote one of those. Excellent. Can I use yours? Honestly?

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'The idea of being cloned with a human being appals me..!'

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

Crisis of values

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Foreign policy

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be