Insurance Strategist Mugs

"You have WHICH healthcare plan?!"

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

'Are we broke yet?'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"I just..."

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

'The recession is over, again.'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

"It's going to require a great deal of money."

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

'The market shifted on me.'

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."