Insurance Savant Mugs

Tele underwriting versus direct contact.

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

'Sell South Africa!'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

Piggy Bank ATM

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

'It's your debt to society.'

'The forever stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now 44 cents. That's an annual apprciation of 2 which is more than you earned on your investment portfolio.'

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

I've seen your salary requirements, now I'll tell you your market price.

"And when you've saved up enough money, what are you going to say in in your full-page ad in the New York Times?"

Nethead strip: Sale.com