Insurance Policy Reader T-Shirts

"My career doesn't reflect what my passions are as much as where my health insurance is."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Stop and Birch

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

"We did our best for your husband but his poor old health insurance was too weak..."

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"What you have is very expensive to treat. Would you like me to diagnose you with something affordable?"

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

Playing doctor: 'This time I get to play the HMO bureaucrat who decides if you live or die.'

'I'm can't tell if this card from our insurance company is optimistic encouragement or a threat!'

Doctor to man: 'You'll need to empty your pockets. For symbolic purposes, let's start with your wallet.'

"With this policy, at the age of 12, he receives 10 marrow bones a month."

"No matter how badly you have sinned, you don't have to worry about losing your coverage!"

'Just as I thought...you can't collect on the life insurance by boring me to death.'

"I'm prepared to cover any out-of-pocket costs, Dr. Williter."

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

"No I'm afraid your health insurance doesn't cover this."

"His blood work doesn’t look half as bad as his HMO."

"Why carry malpractice insurance if you don't malpractice once in a while?"

Misread medical policy.

'His insurance company said it does not cover self-inflicted accidents.'

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

"Thank God we're insured"

"Absolute bummer of a day. . . have you ever tried getting life insurance when you're supposed to be extinct?"

'Our insurance company doesn't cover saucer theft if it's left unlocked, so lock it even through this seems like a safe neighborhood.'

'Wow, one hundred knee reconstructions: You're going to make me way richer!'

'Which is worse - no pre-existing condition coverage. . . or no health insurance?'

'Before we start, let me tell you why I have to overcharge you.'

'My Insurance won't pay for an MRI.'

'Is this gonna raise my premium?'

'The operation turned out better than I expected. Your insurance paid for everything.'

'Whoa, doc! Are those expensive, brand-name leeches? My insurance only covers generics.'