Insurance Policy Prankster Prints

'Insure your desert island for as little as.....'

"Remember, Mr. Jones, whatever doesn't kill you makes your health insurance premiums go up."

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

'Brain surgery, Harold? Have you lost your mind?!'

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

"Mrs. Oliphant, what is the company policy on our company policy?"

'The bank want to be sure that I don't vanish and forget the loan repayment...'

"I really do think I could be an anarchist, but my insurance won't cover that."

"I'm not a rule breaker, but the no eye blinking is going to be a tough one."

'What possessed you to stick a fork into the toaster?' 'It's easy to be wise after the event!'

"My goodness, Mr. Merryweather, we certainly did make a boo-boo with that prescription of yours!"

"A modicum of barking is required on my part, but then I'll let you in if you'll let me out."

"Police believe the gunman acted alone. True. My client's an actor and believed he was auditioning for a part."

"Take two pills every four hours. Or, take four pills every two hours and get better even faster." What he thought he heard.

"Nigel's boss told him to get in the conference photos at all costs"

"By the way, your insurance doesn't cover these tests...JUST KIDDING! That was the stress test."

'Take 3 tablets 200 times a day.'

'Don't worry. This will hurt your insurance company more than it will hurt you.'

'The health plan will cover you and up to three dwarves.'

"Have you considered insurance, rego, third party, tolls, resale..."

"I'm not sure if this is good or bad. . . he's allergic to H.M.O.'s!"

'Looks like your insurance does not cover pre-existing organs.'

"You've got something very rare. Good health insurance."

'The numbers should look better this quarter since they've been photoshopped.'

"Frankly, our dental plan bites."

'Not exactly what I expected when they announced a random drug screening.'

"Oh, no, I'm sorry a Level 2 badge isn't what you thought."