Insurance Policy Jester Mugs

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

Dog walking Human.

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"#notguilty."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Yawning barristers in court

A baby in court

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

'He started it!'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

Justice

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'