Insurance Interpreter Prints

"A guy gets his legs broken, he should have the right to choose his own doctor."

"My concussion caused that out-of-body feeling, but my insurance caused that out-of-pocket experience."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Frederic Chopin

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Caricatures $20"

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Signing the declaration of independence.

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Confused drivers

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

The International Date Line