Insurance Company Critic T-Shirts

Looking for a t-shirt that captures the insurance critic’s sharp wit? Our funny, creative designs are perfect for making a statement and showcasing their playful, critical spirit.

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'I'm a struggling actor hired by your insurance company. Your policy doesn't cover a real doctor.'

'I'm a struggling actor hired by your insurance company. Your policy doesn't cover a real doctor.' mockup

'I'm a struggling actor hired by your insurance company. Your policy doesn't cover a real doctor.'

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'Frankly, our dental plan bites.' mockup

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

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'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?' mockup

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

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"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. Your HMO won't cover the Anesthesia."

"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. Your HMO won't cover the Anesthesia." mockup

"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. Your HMO won't cover the Anesthesia."

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We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse.

We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse. mockup

We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse.

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Single Prayer Health Insurance

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'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .' mockup

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

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"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine." mockup

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

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'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.' mockup

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

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'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?'

'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?' mockup

'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?'

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"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance." mockup

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

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'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.' mockup

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

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'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .' mockup

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

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'The shareholders are in an uproar; they demand change. Bob, switch seats with Gerald.'

'The shareholders are in an uproar; they demand change. Bob, switch seats with Gerald.' mockup

'The shareholders are in an uproar; they demand change. Bob, switch seats with Gerald.'

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"Most of our procedures are out of network."

"Most of our procedures are out of network." mockup

"Most of our procedures are out of network."

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Doctor to man: 'You'll need to empty your pockets. For symbolic purposes, let's start with your wallet.'

Doctor to man: 'You'll need to empty your pockets. For symbolic purposes, let's start with your wallet.' mockup

Doctor to man: 'You'll need to empty your pockets. For symbolic purposes, let's start with your wallet.'

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'Yes we can cure you - but the bigger problem now is: can you afford it?'

'Yes we can cure you - but the bigger problem now is: can you afford it?' mockup

'Yes we can cure you - but the bigger problem now is: can you afford it?'

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"The only psychological treatment covered by your insurance is to cry into this teddy bear."

"The only psychological treatment covered by your insurance is to cry into this teddy bear." mockup

"The only psychological treatment covered by your insurance is to cry into this teddy bear."

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Where HMO's are headed

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'Human beings get all the breaks -- just TRY to get Medicare to pay for a tree surgeon!'

'Human beings get all the breaks -- just TRY to get Medicare to pay for a tree surgeon!' mockup

'Human beings get all the breaks -- just TRY to get Medicare to pay for a tree surgeon!'

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'I'm can't tell if this card from our insurance company is optimistic encouragement or a threat!'

'I'm can't tell if this card from our insurance company is optimistic encouragement or a threat!' mockup

'I'm can't tell if this card from our insurance company is optimistic encouragement or a threat!'

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"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon." mockup

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

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Sacking a unprofitable patient

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I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time... mockup

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

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'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.'' mockup

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

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'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...' mockup

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

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'I did everything I could...within your price range, that is.'

'I did everything I could...within your price range, that is.' mockup

'I did everything I could...within your price range, that is.'

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'Human beings get all the breaks -- just TRY to get Medicare to pay for a tree surgeon!'

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'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

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'We deny most claims, but that's how we keep your premiums so low.'

'We deny most claims, but that's how we keep your premiums so low.' mockup

'We deny most claims, but that's how we keep your premiums so low.'

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Insurance Company Critic T-Shirts Collection

Insurance Company Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the insurance critic—filled with witty slogans and clever comments, these mugs make every coffee break a moment of humor.

Insurance Company Critic Pillows

Add humor to their space with pillows that feature sharp satire and funny sayings about insurance companies. Comfortable and conversation-starting.

Insurance Company Critic Prints

Browse stylish prints that humorously critique the insurance industry, perfect for decorating their office or lounge with a touch of wit.