Instruction Follower Mugs

Man getting into his space suit the wrong way up

"This is why you read the instructions."

"Insert bills facing up."

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

People of the Fall

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

Manual Labor.

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

"...And forgive the congregation member who left their cell phone on and it rang during the sermon!"

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

Angel with speed camera.

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'He had it coming to him - he didn't follow government guidelines.'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

Sign Stating 'Keep off the Grass! Thy Tresspasses will Not be Forgiven."

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'