Institutional Satirist Prints

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Nation-building never works."

"You're fired."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Ethics exam cheater.

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Flags

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Torturing the English Language

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Trump pardons

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

UK border controls relaxed.

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

No-Work Orange

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Reagacentennial

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"You're on a what?!"

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

The International and May Day Terrorism

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

The economy.

Ghostwriting the Bible