Instinct Navigator Mugs

What would Al do?

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

The Smell of Fear

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

'OK, Connor. Tell me about this big, scary monster that you feel is under your bed at night.'

Question man

Philosophy Department - Are You Really Here?

'Dang! Heck of a time to get writer's block.'

"Burroughs? Yeah, I know him. He'll stoop to anything and has absolutely no sense of shame... Lucky stiff!"

Higher Instincts/Middling Instincts/Baser Instincts.

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

'Please, tell me your secret. Everyday I'm fatter while you're thinner and thinner.'

You are here.

Sailor Writing

Nicky had a feeling that they had missed the turn off for Route 66 and somehow ended up on Route 69.

Think Tank (No More Than 10% A.I.)

"The key to being a writer is to take all the sadness and turmoil deep in the center of your being and channel it into a diet cookbook."

The Choice of Fame and Fortune.

'I took a short cut.'

'We're not sure whose parents we want to live with.'

'You may know where the bodies are buried, but do you know which way the wind blows?'

'A compilation of fish stories? You'll find that in the fiction section.'

Sea Adventure Book

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

"I'm right because it feels right!"

In 500 feet you have reached your destination.

"I wonder if I should tell him he's a transvestite!?"

I created that in the middle of the 4th night, but when I woke up on the 5th day I couldn't remember what it was supposed to be.

Rock Climbing Businessmen.

"Taking credit for somebody else's work? Why, Ferguson – that's how I started out."

"Take a seat please sir."