Instant Replay Critic T-Shirts

After review, the replay confirms a touchdown, and also that big, jiggly bellies look hilarious in slow motion.

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Hate Platforms

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Will follow you on social media for food."

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

"Well yes, you're a worker, but I think we can both agree that you're not a hard worker now, can't we?"

'I had every intention of giving you your pay check, Ken, but the payroll computer has decided you don't deserve it.'

Trump Tells Greta to "Chill" Even Though The Earth Isn't

USA 2030

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

Before instant replay.

"Can you keep a secret?"

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

Twitter Prison

'I'm worried about Junior. He's so lazy he won't even take his own selfie.'

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

'Perhaps we would be better off with fewer fans on Facebook and Twitter, and more on Visa and Mastercard!'

Teaching Robots Manners

Internet Commenter Magazine.

"So...you don't understand why you don't have more friends?"

Musk's Twitter

Facebook's business model

"I appreciate how you've protected my privacy, Doc. I'm gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!"

"I don't like it already."

'Shall we inform your wife, or let her see it happen on the internet?'