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"He only made first four installments."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

Convenience.

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

Sick Building Syndrome

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

Lazy plumber.

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

I am billing, therefore I am.

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'Dear sir, every month we place all bills in a big pile on the table, and select six at random for payment...'

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

"I charge by the grain."

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

Medical Billing & Coding

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

"Relax. They come in pieces."