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"If I win, I'm taking my payments over the next 30 years!"

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'Love your renovations.'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'the emergence of an era Household appliances now proven to be smarter than the average family"

Piggy bank #4: factory.

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

'All I said was,'do you want decking,sir?'