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"If I win, I'm taking my payments over the next 30 years!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Scientists building a tower

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'Love your renovations.'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

Self-assembly nest

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

'the emergence of an era Household appliances now proven to be smarter than the average family"

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

Piggy bank #4: factory.

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,