Installment Warrior Mugs

"He only made first four installments."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

PROBLEM AREAS

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

"I hit reply all too many times."

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

Big slipper.

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

Student Debt

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

"I miss the old cubicles."

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"Well that email could have been a meeting."

A usual day.

"How was your day?"

Ed Revere, Spam Courier