Installing A Stairlift Prints

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Going Down?

Thumbing a Lift.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Elevator charge $1.00.

The guy who got in on the ground floor

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

A Fork-lift.

'Going up?'

"This thing is so slow!"

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

'Let go of the pole!'

"Do we look like we're going up?"

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.

Mountain escalator.