Staircase Slider Prints

Mountain escalator.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Dead Scientists Climbs DNA Stairway to Heaven.

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Unusual Staircase

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

"You won't gain weight drinking beer here. The bathroom is three flights up."

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

Skiing

Weight Loss Center on top of huge stairway used to get to the top.

The coward's way out.

"Come on! You can do this!!"

"I volunteered for this position because it's good for my cardio."

Hitchhiking skier

'I always thought 'bunny slope' was just an expression.'

"I'm starting a fitness program. Since we work on the 90th floor, I'm nor requiring all employees o use the stairs."

Man out of breath, Breathtaking Views

'Apparently it was only his fear of heights that stopped him from jumping.'

Ski Slope

Colorado skier

Fitness Clinic.

"It's not exactly what I had in mind"

'Man, I hate walking down so many stairs!'

'Have I just come down, or am I just going up?'