Inspiration Junkie Mugs

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

Internet Cafe

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

"You can do it!"

Brain storm

"This is genius, Ted. We can't use it. Nobody will believe I thought of it."

"I like to keep things simple."

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

'So that's his secret.'

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

Books and Phones

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

'If you can control your emotions I will make you a branch manager. Yippee.'

'This type of injury wasn't so common, before the invention of the wheel. '

I Heart Data