Insomniacs With Pets Prints

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

Wide-awake.

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

"He's chasing his dreams."

"This is a wonderful CV Mrs. Wilson!"

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

'It's great that you can laugh at yourself, but can you not do it in the middle of the night?'

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

Daily Promise...

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

'Next time try decaf.'

'How's your insomnia?' - 'Terrible, I can't even sleep when it's time to get up.'

"Is the light bothering you dear?"

'I can't sleep either - that's why I'm playing this thing!'