'Give me one of your lectures, Dad - I can't sleep!'
Insomnia Humorist T-Shirts
Express your late-night wit with our humorous t-shirts, designed for the insomnia humorist who finds humor in their sleepless adventures and loves to share a laugh.
Counting sheep hurdling.
Circadian Rhythm lab.
Overnight Programming
"After tonight you're going to need a prescription."
"Decaf... I distinctly ordered DECAF."
Rip Van Winkle shouldn't have switched to that new gourmet ultra-decaffeinated coffee.
"That was one loud thunderstorm last night."
"Don't be alarmed, I couldn't sleep: I'm just here to count you. . ."
"Am I half-asleep or half-dead?"
Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'
"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"
Worries of the first single cell organism. Should I divide? Maybe I won't like my other self! Maybe it won't like me! Two might be nice company. Three, though, that could be crowded.
'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'
"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."
"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."
Wide-awake.
"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"
"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."
"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."
'Wake up! You're kissing the sheet again...'
"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"
Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.
"What time should we wake him for breakfast?"
Why hamsters don't sleep at night.
'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'
'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'
"But counting sheep makes me hungry."
"He's chasing his dreams."
"If anything happens, Janice, I love you."
Wide eyed owl drinking coffee.
'It's great that you can laugh at yourself, but can you not do it in the middle of the night?'
'Was it the non-flying dream again?'
I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.
"Just go already!" "One could scarcely desire more delightful conditions for a nocturnal ramble..."
Insomnia Humorist T-Shirts Collection
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Insomnia Humorist Prints
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