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'Wendall just had a great insight. He realised he's full of baloney.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Wifi in Hell

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

'Cartoonist thinking'

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

Sports Radio in Crisis

"Those are wonderful insights jack but we're, Looking for actual ideas."

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

Tree of Public Opinion.

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Sir Patrick Moore.

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

And now, for a rebuttal.

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

"This is gonna be great!"

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

"Actually, we will replace you."

Chess on TV

The United States of Amazement

Sportscasters on the Savannah

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

Americans have been in denial about the cause of mass shootings for a while but it's time to get serious about door control.