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Insert Annoyance Seeker Mugs
Find a mug that matches the annoyance seeker's cheeky personality—filled with witty quotes and playful designs that make every coffee break a little more amusing.
"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."
"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."
"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."
Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"
Likes: $2.
'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'
'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'
"This seat with extra legroom is great."
Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.
"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"
"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"
Wikipedia...
"Most women find me too cutthroat."
Ballet School - Ring For Attention.
'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''
'They made it like that so the kids wouldn't bother you.'
"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"
Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.
What do you think about this "too big to fail" stuff?
Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'
'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'
The Red Carpet
'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'
"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"
"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"
"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."
"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."
The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!
Mentioning 'Sex'
Eurydice in prison
'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'
"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."
"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"
'Give Me All The Money In My Account'
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Insert Annoyance Seeker Pillows
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Insert Annoyance Seeker Prints
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Explore our collection of funny T-shirts, a fantastic way for the annoyance seeker to express their mischievous side with a cheeky, stylish twist.