Outrage Seeker Mugs

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Zoo.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Fetch.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Transylvanian backpackers.

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

The Runaway Horse

Giraffe Umbrella

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

A caveman paints from life

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

National Everything Awareness Day

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."