Insect Professor Prints

'I find them ineffective myself.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Make a lot of money."

U of Debt

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Extreme Sisyphus

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Bearded Leftie.

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

The Giamatti era

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

Teacher and students.

Scientists continue their research on the Hippocampus.

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"