Insect Philosopher Mugs

'Yeah, I know I'm generally recognized as the toughest butterfly on the block. . . But what does that really mean at the end of the day?'

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

The Sensitive Dude.

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'What d'you mean, you're a Republican?'

"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

"Avoid hungry bears."

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."

'Polly want many things, but a cracker isn't among them.'

'I think we're starting sex education too early.'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

"I have no head for show business."

"I'm living proof that life begins at forty-three."

'If the opposite sex insisted on devouring YOUR head and laying thousands of eggs in YOUR carcass, then perhaps celibacy wouldn't seem like such an unreasonable lifestyle option!'

"Turns out I'm not the wise old paramecium I thought I was."

"One time, in Lima, Peru, I was nearly squashed by a taxi. So, you see, I understand what it's like. Do you enjoy Jeff Goldblum?" "The horsefly whisperer"

"That wasn't very funny!"

'I find them ineffective myself.'

'This should give the sociobiologists somethings to think about.'

'I cut the grass once, but it grew again.'

"It's absolutely brilliant."

"Probably midges"

"My wife says I'm incapable of forming an opinion of my very own. You've known me for years, Al. What do you think?"

'you've been circling three days, and your prey won't die - what's your position, ethically speaking?'

'What choice do we have? She knows too much.'

"Don't go to the light, Ned!"