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'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Bee flying to another flower.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Honey Wallah

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Pray for me.'

Comb Sweet Comb

'At ease, soldier.'

A Venus cow trap.

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'