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'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Bee flying to another flower.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Honey Wallah

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'At ease, soldier.'

'Pray for me.'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

A Venus cow trap.

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."