Inquisition Jesters Prints

The Spoonish Inquisition

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Richard the Turd

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

'I take it his performance review went well.'

'We, the jury, find the defendant guilty... and his attorney obnoxious.'

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Pumping up wig in blender.

Notice on back of bishop's gown - How's My Droving.

'The prisons are overcrowded, so why don't you just drop and give me fifty push-ups?'

Vendor is the knight: knight sells hotdogs.

'Well, if you need me to put it into 'layman's terms' maybe you should be talking to someone with a lower IQ.'

"Not the God I expected."

"I wonder what kind of welcome we'll get on this planet?"

'Did he leave an actual horoscope that I could read?'

'You know the saying 'He who dies with the most toys wins?' Well, THIS is what you win!'

Madam Zelta foresees all.

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean

"The witness will not tweet his testimony."

Another session of the lunch-hour scientists...

'Uh-oh, here comes my wife. Just act natural.'

"We the jury couldn't reach a verdict, but we were able to come up with this haunting ballad about the murder."

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

'That's intellectually dishonest, Sid.'

'In a five to four decision today, the Supreme Court said 'Leave us alone, and we'll leave you alone.''

'Community service? Okay... but one at a time, hey?'

Soothing music whilst waiting for phone line - for Vivaldi press 1.....

'I never should have downloaded that Mafia ring tone.'

"I don’t understand why public support for the Supreme Court is flagging...."

'How about hitting my wife's new boyfriend?'

Washing Hands

Heaven - Hard Hat Area