Inquisition Jesters Prints

The Spoonish Inquisition

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Richard the Turd

'I take it his performance review went well.'

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

'We, the jury, find the defendant guilty... and his attorney obnoxious.'

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Pumping up wig in blender.

'The prisons are overcrowded, so why don't you just drop and give me fifty push-ups?'

Notice on back of bishop's gown - How's My Droving.

Vendor is the knight: knight sells hotdogs.

'Oh, about your theory - Heisenberg thinks he's found a loophole.'

'Well, if you need me to put it into 'layman's terms' maybe you should be talking to someone with a lower IQ.'

'Did he leave an actual horoscope that I could read?'

"I wonder what kind of welcome we'll get on this planet?"

"Not the God I expected."

Madam Zelta foresees all.

'You know the saying 'He who dies with the most toys wins?' Well, THIS is what you win!'

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"We the jury couldn't reach a verdict, but we were able to come up with this haunting ballad about the murder."

'Uh-oh, here comes my wife. Just act natural.'

Another session of the lunch-hour scientists...

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean

"The witness will not tweet his testimony."

'That's intellectually dishonest, Sid.'

'In a five to four decision today, the Supreme Court said 'Leave us alone, and we'll leave you alone.''

'Community service? Okay... but one at a time, hey?'

'How about hitting my wife's new boyfriend?'

Washing Hands

'I never should have downloaded that Mafia ring tone.'

Soothing music whilst waiting for phone line - for Vivaldi press 1.....

"I don’t understand why public support for the Supreme Court is flagging...."

Heaven - Hard Hat Area

Municipal Court. Plus six months for breaking my little hammer!