Inquiring Minds Prints

Some owls aren't content just knowing who.

A boy acting suspiciously

"Could I ask just one question?"

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"And you need to know this why?"

"It's going to be one of those days."

Assertiveness

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"Mam? What's love juice?"

Science of Little Round Things

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

Museum of Anthropology. Did Neanderthals carry backpacks?