Inquiring Minds Mugs

Some owls aren't content just knowing who.

A boy acting suspiciously

"Could I ask just one question?"

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

"And you need to know this why?"

"It's going to be one of those days."

Assertiveness

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

"Mam? What's love juice?"

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Science of Little Round Things

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Scientist researching animal droppings is looking at Faeces Book on the computer.

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'