Innuendo Explorer Gifts

"Hey Judy, how'd you like to ride my vespa to the old donut shop? No, seriously, I've got a motorbike and I'd like some pastry."

Big Bang Theory.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The first car accident.

The Map of the human brain

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Sigmund Freud.

Artifishial Intelligence

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Unguided imagery

Slinky Cow World

A man looks up at the earth

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Emergency exit into Space

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

The Big Tipper

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

"Space exploration"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'